Campo Officer has a Mishap with a Golf Cart Over Spring Break
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. In this exclusive news piece, The Grizzly brings news about a...
COLLEGE ANNOUNCES RECENT SALE TO AI OVERLORDS
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly.. Following a tumultuous year of financial troubles and instability at the college, President...
More Smoothie Machines Coming to Campus
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. For months, Ursinus students have anticipated a big move by the...
New Spades Club Shares, Teaches, and Tournament-s!
Ursinus is home to a variety of clubs, and with the spring semester we’ve had the chance to welcome a new one to the campus...
Give Me Flatbread, or Give Me Death!
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. As much as Ursinus students bemoan the lack of half-decent food...
Snow Days! Are They Only Fun for Students?
Ursinus College spring semester began as a winter wonderland. It also started early. Check-in was moved from Sunday, January 25 to Friday, January 23 forcing...
Ursinus College Awarded 5-million-dollar grant for hobby-horse stables.
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly.Last Friday, Ursinus College officially announced that it will be receiving a grant of...
Top Prospect Taussig Enters Transfer Portal
The rain poured down, beating the windows of the Floy Lewis Bakes Center this past Sunday. It was a scene reflective of the feelings inside...