News

New Epic Wismer Changes for Next Year XD!

SATIRE: for the Goofly Wy Tays wytays@ursinus.edu NEWS Throughout the spring semester, lots of changes...
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E. DAWLEY LAB AXOLOTLS STRIKE

SATIRE: for the Goofly Axolotl 36 axthirtysix@ursinus.edu NEWS Enough is enough, and the axolotls of...
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Recent News: Unity Day and a New Watson Fellow

Marie Sykes masykes@ursinus.edu NEWS Unity Day – Saturday, March 16, 2024 Unity Day, organized by...
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Features

Bear Innovation Graduation

Marie Sykes masykes@ursinus.edu FEATURES   Julia Dees – First Place Winner Name: Julia Dees Class:...
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The Arts at COSA

Marie Sykes masykes@ursinus.edu Features Vol. 52, Issue 9   The Celebration of Student Achievement gathers...
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Opinions

Where’s The Party At?

Nicolas Ungurean niungurean@ursinus.edu Opinion   Is the party scene here at Ursinus on the decline?...
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Taco Tuesday Tastiness

Andrew Perez anperez@ursinus.edu OPINIONS Ever hear of an authentic Mexican joint located inside of a...
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Sports

Walking on, Standing Out: The Jay Sims Story

Vaughn DiBattista vadibattista@ursinus.edu SPORTS Vol. 52, Issue 9   On February 25th, 2024, sophomore high-jumper...
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Ursinus Cuts The Cheese

SATIRE: for the Goofly Chuck E. Cheese DoronTaussig@gobirds.org SPORTS Hello everyone and welcome back to...
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