Reimert Stripper Poles – New XLP!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. What started as a simple email from Facilities, warning residents about …
Month: April 2025
New Chanel No. 420 Drops*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Thanks to a budget increase resulting from recent changes like Reimert …
Yes, Ursinus Should Have a School Uniform*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Have you ever thought to yourself as you get dressed in …
Popular Fitness Influencer and Contestant on The Biggest Loser Exposed*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Last week, Ursinus held a parade welcoming back six local squirrels …
Check Out Some Fresh New Ads!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly.
Ursinus Adds Hobby Horsing as New Varsity Sport*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Due to recent budget increases, Ursinus is one of the first …
Ursinus Scores Top Prospect*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. This past weekend, the Bears made history, acquiring their first ever …
Dear Celeste*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Dear Celeste, My boyfriend wants me to go on vacation …