Popular Fitness Influencer and Contestant on The Biggest Loser Exposed*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Last week, Ursinus held a parade welcoming back six local squirrels […]
Month: April 2025
Yes, Ursinus Should Have a School Uniform*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Have you ever thought to yourself as you get dressed in […]
New Chanel No. 420 Drops*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Thanks to a budget increase resulting from recent changes like Reimert […]
Reimert Stripper Poles – New XLP!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. What started as a simple email from Facilities, warning residents about […]