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Month: April 2025
Ursinus Adds Hobby Horsing as New Varsity Sport*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Due to recent budget increases, Ursinus is one of the first …
Ursinus Scores Top Prospect*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. This past weekend, the Bears made history, acquiring their first ever …
Dear Celeste*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Dear Celeste, My boyfriend wants me to go on vacation …