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New Chanel No. 420 Drops*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Thanks to a budget increase resulting from recent changes like Reimert […]
Reimert Stripper Poles – New XLP!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. What started as a simple email from Facilities, warning residents about […]
Parlee Center Receives $3.2 Million Gift
On February 18, 2025, Ursinus College’s “News” website page released an article titled “$3.2 Million Gift Elevates the Parlee Center for Science and the Common […]
Nowruz, The Persian New Year Celebration
Nowruz, the Persian New Year, is celebrated annually on the first day of Spring (March 20/21), marking the beginning of the Persian solar calendar. This […]
Stand Up for Science Rally
“On March 7th, 2025, thousands of scientists, academics, and students, including many of the Parlee Fellows, rallied across the country to Stand Up For Science,” […]
Bears’ Basketball Season Come to an End
After a year in which both teams finished the year with over 16 wins in the regular season, the Men’s and Women’s Bears basketball seasons […]
Bears Together Strong
Since President Donald Trump’s second inauguration on January 20th, a number of his executive orders have caused great concern in the academic and scientific communities; […]
Tidbits about Title IX
Many of you may have seen the email that was sent out a few weeks ago explaining that Title IX was going to change. After […]
The Fateful Fire of Elliott House
By Kate Horan and Caitlin Cunnane “On January 29th, 2025, at approximately 2155 hours, Officer Falnes #18 responded to a building fire at the [Elliott] […]