Ursinus Installs New Sustainable Rain Garden
Erin Corcoran ercorcoran@ursinus.edu A new rain garden is being installed on Ursinus’s campus alongside the path between Lower Wismer and the Kaleidoscope. When fully installed...
Escape Velocity: ‘Avenge’[ance] in the Air
Marie Sykes masykes@ursinus.edu Escape Velocity Dance Company’s Spring 2023 show, “Avenge,” left audiences in awe with nineteen dynamic dances set to popular songs like “Cell...
An April Note from the Editor
Layla M. Halterman lahalterman@ursinus.edu Dear Ursinus Family, For as long as I can recall, I’ve always been a wisdom wackadoo. Call me crazy, but more...
Loose Change Takes Center Stage in Lower Wismer
Jenna Smith jesmith2@ursinus.edu Loose Change put on a stupefying concert in Lower Wismer on Saturday March 25th. The event garnered more than 200 attendees, from...
The “Super Bowl” of Admissions
Chase Portaro chportaro@ursinus.edu Move over Eagles, it’s the Bears’ time to shine! On Friday, March 31st, Ursinus College hosted its annual Admitted Students Day event...
Bear Bash is Back!
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Get ready to...
Ursinus Endowment Fund Tanks, Feds Intervene
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. This week, Federal...
Cookie Bell Chaos: Pavlov’s Grip on Ursinus
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Chaos erupted in...
2023 Commencement Speaker: Flava Flav
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. With graduation just...









