OPINIONS

Opinions

Why You Should Join the Church of Scientology

Definitely not Tom Cruise: signyourlifeaway@scientology.org Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue...

Printing Woes at Ursinus

Printing has long been an essential resource in modern society, but recently, Ursinus College has fallen short in providing students with this service. Prior to...

Housing Selection Difficulties

Housing selection every Spring has always felt pretty chaotic for me, especially as a sophomore transfer. I remember my first time picking my room for...

Ursinus Spring Break Wrap-Up

We asked students to describe their Spring Break in three words: “Plenty of time”- Serena Rose Gaskin ‘23 “Not long enough”- Emily Thomas ‘25 “Way...

What will seniors be doing after graduation?

“I’m moving to DC to work at the Department of State for two years. I’m looking forward to living in a new place and exploring...

Student Plans for St. Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day is arguably one of the most anticipated drinking and celebratory events on a college campus. Luckily for us, pun intended, this year...

Campus Safety: How Safe Are Students?

With the recent rise in tragedies across campuses in America, there has been an increase in fear, as well as an increase in security efforts...

Netflix Winter Break Binge List

Ava Compagnoni: avcompagnoni@ursinus.edu Did you also create a body shaped imprint on your couch this winter break? Everyone always says their Netflix list is never-ending...

Morning vs. Night Classes: Which is the Lesser of Two Evils?

Ava Compagnoni: avcompagnoni@ursinus.edu There is NOTHING worse than an 8 AM…right? Most students face the inevitable 8 AM class at least once in their undergrad...