Myrin Makeover
Between the renovations in lower Wismer, Grubhub, the 24/7 surveillance convenience store, and a smoothie-making robot, Ursinus College has undergone several changes – many of …
Month: April 2025
Party Culture: A Dying Breed?
When I was younger, I imagined college parties to be something out of the movies—huge frat extravaganzas that transported you to another world once you …
Bears’s Softball Looks to End Season on a High Note
With a winning percentage of around .500 late in the 2025 Centennial Conference softball regular season, the Ursinus Bears are looking to finish off their …
Fun Home Comes to Lenfest Theatre Stage
It’s a central part of Ursinus’ CIE curriculum that the entire first-year class reads the same texts at the same time, all at once grappling …
Sisters Helping Sisters
If you’ve been in the women’s room in Olin, you may have noticed a small basket of menstrual products. If you’ve looked closely at the …
Out of the Darkness Campus Walk
On Sunday April 13th, The Hidden Opponent Organization of Ursinus College hosted its 3rd annual Out of the Darkness Walk for Suicide Prevention! With 126 …
Reimert Stripper Poles – New XLP!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. What started as a simple email from Facilities, warning residents about …
New Chanel No. 420 Drops*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Thanks to a budget increase resulting from recent changes like Reimert …
Yes, Ursinus Should Have a School Uniform*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Have you ever thought to yourself as you get dressed in …
Popular Fitness Influencer and Contestant on The Biggest Loser Exposed*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Last week, Ursinus held a parade welcoming back six local squirrels …