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Free Vasectomies at the Health Hub

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. The moment we […]

New Sport Coming to UC: Cow-Tipping

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Is going to […]

Professor Yik Yak

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

We asked students what they think professors would post if they had a Yik Yak: “Is learning Excel really that hard?” – Dr. Henkel “Upvote […]

Why You Should Join the Church of Scientology

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Definitely not Tom Cruise: signyourlifeaway@scientology.org Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue […]

Incoming: Meet the Trebuchet 

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical.  The Society of […]

President Robyn Hannigan Revealed as Ursinusanonymous2

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Robyn Hannigan, President […]

Bear Bash is Back!

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Get ready to […]

Ursinus Endowment Fund Tanks, Feds Intervene

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. This week, Federal […]

Cookie Bell Chaos: Pavlov’s Grip on Ursinus

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Chaos erupted in […]

2023 Commencement Speaker: Flava Flav

March 29, 2023 jesmith2@ursinus.edu 0

Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. With graduation just […]

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