Dear Celeste*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly.Dear Celeste, My boyfriend wants me to go on vacation with his […]
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Ursinus Scores Top Prospect*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. This past weekend, the Bears made history, acquiring their first ever […]
Ursinus Adds Hobby Horsing as New Varsity Sport*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Due to recent budget increases, Ursinus is one of the first […]
Check Out Some Fresh New Ads!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly.
Popular Fitness Influencer and Contestant on The Biggest Loser Exposed*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Last week, Ursinus held a parade welcoming back six local squirrels […]
Yes, Ursinus Should Have a School Uniform*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Have you ever thought to yourself as you get dressed in […]
New Chanel No. 420 Drops*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. Thanks to a budget increase resulting from recent changes like Reimert […]
Reimert Stripper Poles – New XLP!*
*Disclaimer: This article was published in The Goofly, a satire edition of The Grizzly. What started as a simple email from Facilities, warning residents about […]
Free Vasectomies at the Health Hub
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. The moment we […]
New Sport Coming to UC: Cow-Tipping
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Is going to […]