Free Vasectomies at the Health Hub
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. The moment we […]
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New Sport Coming to UC: Cow-Tipping
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Is going to […]
Professor Yik Yak
We asked students what they think professors would post if they had a Yik Yak: “Is learning Excel really that hard?” – Dr. Henkel “Upvote […]
Why You Should Join the Church of Scientology
Definitely not Tom Cruise: signyourlifeaway@scientology.org Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue […]
Incoming: Meet the Trebuchet
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. The Society of […]
President Robyn Hannigan Revealed as Ursinusanonymous2
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Robyn Hannigan, President […]
Bear Bash is Back!
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Get ready to […]
Ursinus Endowment Fund Tanks, Feds Intervene
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. This week, Federal […]
Cookie Bell Chaos: Pavlov’s Grip on Ursinus
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Chaos erupted in […]
2023 Commencement Speaker: Flava Flav
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. With graduation just […]