Why You Should Join the Church of Scientology
Definitely not Tom Cruise: signyourlifeaway@scientology.org Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Have you ever heard of Scientology? Well if you haven’t, then you’re definitely missing out. It’s a wonderful practice that comes with so...
Printing Woes at Ursinus
Printing has long been an essential resource in modern society, but recently, Ursinus College has fallen short in providing students with this service. Prior to our break, it feels like the only functioning printers on campus were located in the Library and in the FLB. While that covers a large...
Housing Selection Difficulties
Housing selection every Spring has always felt pretty chaotic for me, especially as a sophomore transfer. I remember my first time picking my room for SPINT/Affinity housing in Spring 2021. I was actually working at Cafe 2020 and had to ask for a break during a rush so I could...
Ursinus Spring Break Wrap-Up
We asked students to describe their Spring Break in three words: “Plenty of time”- Serena Rose Gaskin ‘23 “Not long enough”- Emily Thomas ‘25 “Way too short”- Destiny Young ‘24 “Productive, nurturing, and relaxing” - Renee Krier ‘26 “Relaxing, enjoyable, quick” - Gabrielle Revaitis ‘26 “Sun, connection, reflection” - Rachel...
What will seniors be doing after graduation?
“I’m moving to DC to work at the Department of State for two years. I’m looking forward to living in a new place and exploring a new city.” - Rachel Arthur “I will be taking a gap year to study and take my MCAT. Then, I will be applying to...
Student Plans for St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is arguably one of the most anticipated drinking and celebratory events on a college campus. Luckily for us, pun intended, this year it is on a Friday. Students will be taking advantage of the weekend partaking in various activities, wearing green, drinking, eating corned beef hash meals...
Campus Safety: How Safe Are Students?
With the recent rise in tragedies across campuses in America, there has been an increase in fear, as well as an increase in security efforts. When we asked Executive Director of Campus Safety, Gabby Wright, what measures are being taken to ensure safety across campus amidst this rise in campus...
Netflix Winter Break Binge List
Ava Compagnoni: avcompagnoni@ursinus.edu Did you also create a body shaped imprint on your couch this winter break? Everyone always says their Netflix list is never-ending. When deciding between a show you’ve watched 100 times and something new, you never watch something new. I put a nice dent in my Netflix...
Morning vs. Night Classes: Which is the Lesser of Two Evils?
Ava Compagnoni: avcompagnoni@ursinus.edu There is NOTHING worse than an 8 AM...right? Most students face the inevitable 8 AM class at least once in their undergrad career, and if you are in the 0.05% (I made that percentage up) who have not, I envy you. However, in my experience, thereis an...