Free Vasectomies at the Health Hub
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. The moment we …
Month: March 2023
New Sport Coming to UC: Cow-Tipping
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Is going to …
Professor Yik Yak
We asked students what they think professors would post if they had a Yik Yak: “Is learning Excel really that hard?” – Dr. Henkel “Upvote …
Why You Should Join the Church of Scientology
Definitely not Tom Cruise: signyourlifeaway@scientology.org Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue …
Incoming: Meet the Trebuchet
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. The Society of …
President Robyn Hannigan Revealed as Ursinusanonymous2
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Robyn Hannigan, President …
Bear Bash is Back!
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Get ready to …
Ursinus Endowment Fund Tanks, Feds Intervene
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. This week, Federal …
Cookie Bell Chaos: Pavlov’s Grip on Ursinus
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. Chaos erupted in …
2023 Commencement Speaker: Flava Flav
Disclaimer: this article was written for the April 1st issue and is a part of The Goofly. This Grizzly issue is satirical. With graduation just …